Friday 30 March 2007

Trapped Cat - Update

Sadly I have to report that Purdie is still half-way though the cat flap. Her spirits have remained relatively high although someone has taken the piece of ham that was being used to motivate her. Its not clear who the perpetrator of the crime is although the list of suspects has been reduced to:

Mr Big Lou
The Strange Millie Type Cat
The Wanahokaloogi Kid

From the above list the number 1 suspect appears to be The Wanahokaloogi Kid on the grounds of motive. He suffers from a disorder known as "the munchies", which can force the sufferer to seek sustenance from almost any source at any time of the day and night and a piece of juicy ham would have been too much to resist.

A meeting of interested parties will take place this evening to decide on the merits of trying to tempt poor Purdie out of her predicament with some other food source.

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