At this precise minute Fillipa is flying through the Oxfordshire countryside in her new convertible. Within 20 minutes of taking delivery of the beast the top came down, a CD went in, leather driving gloves were donned along with a silk scarf and sun glasses and without further ado she was off.
Its difficult to keep up with her exact movements due to the gay abandon with which she has attacked this inaugural expedition. However, I do know that she has taken on her first chauffeuring engagement and is due at Preachers Lane within the next hour. From there she will be speeding with outrageous style to the Gate where she intends to drive up and down the road outside at approximately 6mph for most of the evening.
Please, if you do see her, do not step in front of the vehicle, it is highly unlikely that she would stop. Do however feel free to wave. I know that Fillipa has high hopes that her fantastic new automobile will turn out to be a "right old knob magnet".
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