Monday 7 May 2007

The Cuddesdon Drug Scene

I have just seen one of the funniest things I have seen for ages. As a close friend once said "I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out". (Nice).

During a recent visit to chav central The Ring Master and I were trolling down the pet section when The Ring Master came upon a new cat treat called "Good Girl Catnip Treats". Allegedly made from milk derivatives, whatever they are, they also contained catnip. We threw one packet into our basket and made for the exit.

Now Rez, as I have reported previously is a fussy eater who only imbibes on alternate Wednesday's. However, on occasion she has been known to push the boat out and eat random crap just to keep us on our toes. Thus it was no surprise when Rez tucked into the new Good Girl Catnip treats with gusto.

Historically, we tend not to tempt Mr Big Lou with snacks-in-between-meals as his interpretation of the word snack is not the same as ours. However, on this occasion I thought I would try him with one of the new "treats". I placed a couple of the green drops on the carpet in front of him and stood back as I expected him to wolf them up without so much as a by-your-leave. Instead, he sniffed them and immediately dropped to the ground and rolled his fat face across the treats. As he did so a look of demonic pleasure came into his eyes and he repeated the action several more times. At this point I was falling about the room laughing uncontrollably and even though he hated me for it he could not resist the catnip treats.

I have now tried this on 3 separate occasions and each time Mr Big Lou has demonstrated the same loss of self-control. It is so funny I am planning on setting up demonstrations for friends and family.

Catnip is surely the cocaine of the cat World.

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