Wednesday 6 December 2006

Noisy Cottages

For the second night this week The Cottage has decided to sound its alarm for no apparent reason. The wailing lasts for around five and a half hours and can be heard in Aylesbury. The invisible occupants seem oblivious to the racket and remain unseen. Rather spookily The Cottage is adorned by a red flashing strobe light, the significance and purpose of which is open to speculation and much debate. Perhaps, it has been mooted, the building itself is pining for its previous occupants especially BC and Straight Pilot Dan, amongst others.

On a brighter note the hideous and not to mention cheap "Not To Let" sign at the end of the path has disappeared. Whether it was removed by its owners, blown away in the high winds or stolen is unknown at this time.

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